No lame quote here. Or some stupid motivational saying.Nope. None of that horsecrap.
Just some friendly advice from us to you; 4 mai tais aday keeps bullshitters at bay! Amen.
Barcelo rum – pineapple
I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure
Say the word and we’ll be
Well upon our way
Vodka - sour apple - absinth
This is the story of Pancho Moreno
Pancho loved his wife dearly
But loved his mezcal equally
One day wifey said ‘Pancho! It’s me or the licor!’
So that’s when Pancho filed for a divorce.
The end.
Appleton estate rum - mezcal Espadin Ximénez sherry
Just like you can’t sneak the sunrise past a rooster,You can’t get properly hammered if you ain’t got notequila or mezcal involved.
Your hangover just wouldn’t be the same right?
‘Yeah they’ve come to snuff the rooster, you know he ain’tgonna die.’
Rooster tequila & mezcal – passionfruit caviar
If Eros, God of love and sex, would descend upon earth, He’d quench his bottomless thirst right here. For he sees the divinity of Mélivage and so must you. Unleash your inner Goddess at once, let Eros reign the
night!
Vodka - grapefruit - Select Aperitivo
Desire
Gosling black seal rum, ginger & lime.
Still representing, slammin’ like Shaquille
Still on the block, 4 ever keepin’ it real!
Someday you will be a man, the leader of a big ‘ol bandPeople coming from miles around.
To hear you play your music when the sun goes downSomeday your name will be in lights
Saying “Jackie B. Goode tonight”!
Jack Daniels ‘bonded’ 50% - minty sweet and sour.
Go, go Jackie go!
Always reppin’ it’s set on every menu in almost everybar in the world.
If you don’t know why, you deserve a slappin’ right nowbuster!
We use & abuse Campari, Kiss my vermouth, Bulldoggin, 2240 SC orangecello & pepper syrup
Teodora, aka the white negroni, legendary mistress of the infamous Camillo Negroni. Strong-willed, relentlessly seductive and mythically beautiful. She’s all that and then some!
Gin – white vermouth – Lillet Blanc – Suze – St. Germain liqueur
Centuries ago
When ancient spirits roamed the earth Emeralds were believed to be
The source of eternal life.
So come drink with the cult and live forever!
Gin - basil - elderflower
Old fashioned & never outgunned! Monkey shoulder whiskey - honey & caramel -bitters Always against the odds, one with the underdogs!
North 2 South
West 2 East
Kinky & Red
Here 2 please!
It is never not the time for a mojito. On the contrary, i had 3 for breakfast this morning and i feel great so don’t EVER try to tell me it’s not the time for a mojito.. you lying piece of sh.. oops, sorry.. got a little carried away there.
‘Albedo’ is an expression of the ability of surfacesto immediately reflect sunlight back into space.With a bit of imagination, one could call it a glorious interplanetary tête-à-tête between the Gods of light.
Think about that for a minute, order some drinks and letthe philosophizing commence..
Opius Albedo 0,0% anise liqueur – Nomuss sour mix
Sbagliato, the negroni made for festive season!And whaddaya know, completely alcohol free. Ain’t that something?
Blutul NA vermouth - Gutss Italian bittersweetgrap efruit - French bloom
Just like the real thing but 100% alcohol free!
Gingerbeer – lime – spiced cane & dark roast 0% liqueur
Out with the rum, in with the apples.
Funky & Fresh like your best friend’s older sister!
